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03/21/2003 Entry: "-.- Looong entry."

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This is an entry I wrote Wednesday... :)

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There are so many ways that one can hate a person. There is the light type of hatred, in which nothing serious concerning emotions is really given. There is a more moderate type, in which the person flares anger up and then dies down again without any really lasting effects. Then, there is the supreme type of anger, the type that can consume one’s mind and inevitably produce homicide in form or another. Whether or not the homicide actually takes place is a different story.

Voodoo dolls are good things. Lilo had a good idea when she told the Social Worker that her friends needed to “be punished”. Unfortunately, I’m afraid that I am not content with dressing up a spoon to look like the person who pissed me off. Rather, I’d prefer to throw the real thing in a pickle jar, cap, and shake.

Now, how would I go about accomplishing this sort of task? After all, I’d have to special order such a jar, since she would ostensibly not fit in one. Wait, never mind – I’ve had a revelation. I could chop her up in little pieces and put each individual piece in a jar so that I could treat each one like part of her. Unfortunately, I’m sure she’d die before I could chop all of her up, so perhaps not.

Slicing off all her limbs and cauterizing them with a blowtorch sounds appealing. The bleeding would stop, she’d be in extreme agony, and there would be lots of screaming.

As one might tell, my current hatred is either in the “flaring up” category or that of consuming minds.

I think I am entertaining my seat partner with this :P

I’m not weeping anymore, which is a good thing. I hate getting weepy, because it’s annoying and now I have a splitting headache and inevitably and am not going to go to swim practice. Great. Well, I was feeling sick anyway, which is probably why I started crying instead of raging against and dropping her off the highest story at Burbank High School, which, unfortunately, is not very high. Three stories, and someone already tossed themselves off of it and survived, so she’d probably bounce, being the alien that she is.

Why am I angry, you ask? Well, that is an intelligent question.

Take Catherine the Great. I did a report on her today. When someone pissed her off, what did she do? She dealt with it in an intelligent and professional manner.

She killed them.

I would like to accomplish what Catherine II the Great did. Unfortunately, she lived in the late 1700’s, when this sort of thing was somewhat allowed. I would know, since as I said, I did a report on her earlier today for my Honors World History class. At any rate, why I’m mad.

I worked my ass off for this report. That is true. That is not an understatement, even if I do have a particularly huge ass to work off, and it is not an overstatement, because I DID work my ass off. (In spirit – it remains physically.) I worked with my good friend Tanya, and our topic was “Frederick II (The Great) and Catherine II (The Great)”. They were ‘Enlightened Despots’. Oooh.

Our history teacher set us a time minimum – may I repeat, MINIMUM – of thirty minutes per topic. We had no choice but to choose these two Great Enlightened Depots II because it was, virtually, the last topic left. This does not, however, sound like one topic to me, and did not when we acquired it, either. At any rate, Tanya became obsessed with Frederick’s father’s sadism (she is a sick, sick child) and so took him, and I reported on Catherine the Great.

She ruled for thirty-four years. Here, let me restate that in other ways: 408 months, 45968 fortnights, 91936 weeks, 12410 days, and some disgusting amount of hours that I am not willing to calculate. As for Frederick, he ruled for sixty plus years.

So how the fuck am I supposed to pack these two rulers into thirty minutes? The answer is simple: we DIDN’T. Because the thirty minutes was a MINIMUM.

So she was complaining and apparently said something to the extent of, "Oh, I could've added more but I didn't because I was thinking of the time limit," so, "Aren't you going to take off points?" I was PISSED. I worked my butt off for that project and then hearing that... ::growls:: Since then, Tanya got into a fight with the girl in question, who argued that she thought he might "curve the project grade". Who curves PROJECT grades? It is, as my mother said, bullshit. That is a direct quote, too :P

Anyway, I also wanted to talk about Key Club Convention. We were a very small group, so perhaps that's part of the reason why we weren't as spirited as we were last year. Either way, it was a fairly fun convention, even if Molly's bro is an ass and needs to leave me alone, and even if someones-who-will-not-be-named ditched their workshops :P I think the only really stupid part was the fact that inbetween the hotel and convention center, it rained ALL that day, meaning I was walking in my velvet-colored pumps back and forth in a business suit in the RAIN. My shoes literally leaked dye onto my hose. I was not pleased.

Neither are my hose -.- they're ruined.

Anyway, I'm trying for the Key Club Web Tech position :) I'll try hard to do a good job at interview, and I want to do a good job for the club. I really like Key Club, and I want to use this as an opportunity to really learn about the innards of the club. ^.^ It promises to be an interesting learning experience.

My sister came home tonight, yay :P she'll get to use the computer while I'm at school this week. My family is going to Disneyland tomorrow.. hence why I'm missing A Special Dinner.

To Sarah: A veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery big, somewhat early, Happy Birthday! XD I'm so happy you're sixteen, and I'm sorry I can't make it, but I luuuuve you and I hope you have a good time without me anyway :)

Note: I need to write fanfics. My book is coming along at a really weird pace. I keep coming up with lots of ideas and concepts, but I don't have that much actually _written_. I'll do a lot of actual writing work in the summer, though. XD I can't wait. June 21: school is over, and HARRY POTTER NUMBER FIVE IS OUT!!!! Yay! ^.^

At any rate, go here: http://www.mugglenet.com to see the covers of the new Harry Potter book! The two British covers and the new one by Mary Grandpre :) the blue one is my personal favorite... I love Harry Potter ^^ anyway, bye now.

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Spencer, Sarah, no more conversaaaaaations!!